Hello there, brave digital pioneer! If you’re reading this, it’s probably because you’ve dived headfirst into the blogging universe only to discover that it’s not just unicorns and rainbows. It’s more like being lost in space, trying to navigate through black holes of content, alien algorithms, and shooting stars of evolving trends. Fear not, my fellow astronaut, for I am here to guide you through the ‘9 Reasons Why You Suck At Blogging’ and how to combat them. Buckle up!
You’re About As Consistent As A Cat On Catnip
Blogging is not a one-night stand; it’s a long-term relationship. If you’re posting sporadically, your audience will forget you faster than a goldfish’s three-second memory. Stick to a schedule, just like your favorite TV show. Make your audience anticipate your next post like the next episode of Game of Thrones.
Your Content Is As Dry As A Desert
We’ve all sat through those high school history lessons where the teacher droned on and on. Don’t be that teacher. Your posts should not read like a sleepy encyclopedia. Be engaging, be current, and most importantly, be human!
You’re Ignoring SEO Like It’s Your Ex
Ignoring SEO is like refusing to ask for directions when you’re lost. Keywords are your map and compass in the vast blogging wilderness. Use them wisely, and Google will be your best friend.
Your Blog Design Looks Like It’s From The 90s
First impressions matter. If your blog’s design screams “Saved By the Bell,” your audience might run faster than Zack Morris fleeing detention. Invest time in modern, user-friendly design, because, let’s face it, nobody likes to squint at neon-colored text on a black background.
You’re As Sociable As A Hermit
Blogging isn’t a solo journey; it’s a community. If you’re not engaging with your readers or other bloggers, you’re missing out on a vast universe of ideas, feedback, and potential partnerships. So come on out of your shell, Mr. Hermit!
You’re Not Promoting Your Blog
Unless you’ve found a magical lamp with a genie inside, your blog won’t promote itself. Share your posts on social media, engage in blogger communities, and remember, self-promotion isn’t vanity – it’s survival in the blogosphere.
You’re Writing For Everybody And Nobody
Trying to please everyone is like trying to teach a cat to bark. It’s impossible, and you’ll only end up with a lot of scratches. Find your niche, understand your audience, and write for them.
You’re Not Investing In Yourself
Blogging is a skill that needs constant honing. Attend workshops, read other blogs, and keep learning. Remember, even Batman needed training before he could save Gotham.
You’re Giving Up Too Quickly
Blogging is not a get-rich-quick scheme. It’s more like a tortoise; slow and steady. Don’t be discouraged by initial setbacks. Even J.K. Rowling was rejected 12 times before Harry Potter was published.
So, there you have it, folks! The 9 horrific reasons why you suck at blogging. But don’t despair; everyone sucks at first. The key is to keep refining, keep learning, and most importantly, keep blogging. After all, even the most barren desert can bloom with a little rain (or in this case, a lot of coffee and determination).
Remember, the blogosphere is vast and mysterious, but it’s also full of wonder and opportunity. So strap on your astronaut helmet, ready your keyboard, and prepare for lift-off. Your blogging journey has only just begun.
Happy blogging!
I truly enjoyed your blog on 9 reasons why we suck at blogging. As a beginner to the world of blogging, I was impressed by your insights and how to improve your skills. I’ve recently set up a schedule for my blogs and am going to attempt more consistency in my blogging. Your 9 tips to improve blogging seem to be excellent ways to get more out of your blogs. Remember, I’m just beginning, but your advice is right-on. I’m also going to try to be a more active participant. Thanks for your help and time.
It’s so amazing how when people hear about blogging and the lifestyle that it provides how excited they get but when it comes to actually starting or running a blog they don’t have what it takes based on your list. Blogging is a lot of work that takes time and patience to have success. Hopefully, persons who see this blog will be encouraged to see all that it takes to be a blogging success.
I really enjoyed this post. It is short, direct, and straight to the point, yet it hits all the right notes. I have been blogging for a couple of years now, but I got a couple of very useful tips from these 9 points. I think the point that hit home the most is the one about promoting your site. I have always felt that if you write good quality articles that are focused on your target audience and contain the right amount of keywords, SEO will do the rest, but I haven’t gotten the kind of traffic I have been hoping for, so what I am doing is clearly not enough. The tip about consistency, like a TV show, also hit home. Thank you for this insightful piece.
Hey there! I stumbled upon your piece on “9 Reasons Why You Suck at Blogging and How to Suck Less” and I’ve got to say, it’s a gem! 🌟 Your breakdown of common pitfalls is spot-on, and I appreciate how you dive into each reason with clarity and actionable tips. Your conversational tone makes it super engaging; it feels like you’re chatting with a buddy who’s giving you the inside scoop on blogging success.
I particularly liked your emphasis on consistency – it’s something I struggle with myself. Your suggestion to create a content calendar got me thinking: how do you personally stay motivated to stick to your schedule? Also, your point about finding your unique voice resonated with me. How did you discover yours, and do you have any advice for bloggers who are still trying to find theirs? Keep up the awesome work – looking forward to more insights from you!
Hi,
I’ve been guilty of being sporadic in my blogging as life gets in my way. Lately, I’ve been posting at least two articles per week. As for the other points in your post, I don’t know what applies to me. It could be that more apply to me than I think. But I don’t think my website is dull. From the comments I get, it seems people really enjoy my articles.
I think each reader of this article will find what resonates with them and then work to fix it!
Great post and humor!
– Scott
Thanks for your input, Scott!
Hi Eric, this is a very unusual approach to awakening bloggers! Your headlines are quite poetic and therefore memorable.
btw, the latest research says that goldfish have a 9-second attention span where as humans have only 8.5!
Yes, all you say is true, but I would like to put in a plea for those who adore writing just for its own sake, like me! Yes, of course I want to engage as many readers as possible but that is their choice! If you write excellent content consistently you will be ranked high in the search results and become a recognized authority!
Bloggers have to cultivate the joy of writing I think! They also should be called writers instead of the ham-fisted ‘blogger.’
Blessings and Success.
Linden
Thanks, Linden for taking the time to read and share your thoughts with me on my blog post. Best of luck in your online ventures!
This is a fantastic article. I totally love the analogies!
As consistent as a cat on catnip and ignoring your SEO like your ex were my favorites! Had me a good little giggle.
But in all seriousness, this article points out all the worst habits you could have with a blog site. Anyone who reads this, if they can call themselves out on any of these, then they should know where to correct the issue.
Do you have any tips for a person with writer’s block? Or any SEO tips that you could share?
Thanks so much.
Stacie
Hi Stacie, thank you so much for the time you took to comment on my blog post. I am happy to know I put a smile on your face with my silly jokes. To answer your question about writer’s block, what I usually do is go back to my website post look for blog posts that need a second part, and do keyword research once I am done, with the data I collected I have a blueprint for at least my next 5 blog post. As for SEO tips, my best advice would be to always make sure the meta description is on point!
Hey,
This is a very good one. Your article on “9 Reasons Why You Suck At Blogging and How to Suck Less” provides a frank and engaging look at common pitfalls many bloggers face.
It encourages readers to evaluate and enhance their blogging strategies for better success. Two key questions arise from this discussion:
Firstly, what specific strategies have you found effective in maintaining consistency in your blogging schedule, considering it’s one of the most common challenges?
Secondly, in terms of audience engagement, how do you balance SEO and genuine content creation without compromising one for the other?
These questions could lead to a richer understanding of effective blogging practices.
Hello Sara, I am glad you appreciate my blog post on how to suck less at blogging.
To answer your first question, when it comes to staying consistent on my blogging schedule, the answer is in the question itself! You need to plan the scheduling of your blog posting. If you can manage to publish 3x a week you are on a very good path. When it comes to getting engagement from my audience, my best advice would be to get your audience to share your post if they appreciate it and to sign up for my email newsletter. With a good SEO marketing strategy, this is a no-brainer.
This post is a gem. I have recently started blogging and as you have mentioned in your post, I found myself being lost in a space. This post definitely shed light on things that I’ve been ignoring and have not been paying close attention to. Thank you for sharing the tips.